Woman On Woman - Why Men Love Girl Catfights
Posted: Saturday, October 17, 2009
by Yangki Christine Akiteng
The Real People's Love Doctor
Meow! Catfights are part of the feline charm -- or so they say.
Keeping up with the slinky charm, I can be catty when the mood is right. But I'd rather go at it with the guys than with the girls. Why the preference? Guys go for the kill. Girls on the other hand, scratch, slap, pull hair and run away. Then they come back and scratch, slap, pull hair and run away again. All the while making so much noise that you'd think they're actually winning. In my opinion, too much effort for so little fun. I prefer men's ninja-like "take no prisoners alive" approach to a good fight.
Been doing the rounds on a few forums and here are some reasons guys say they're just so turned on by female catfights.
1. Men love sports, violence, hot women and sweat. A good chick fight is a bit of all.
2. It's just so easy to get women to fight.
3. It's empowering for women to learn how to fight. Men have been doing it for centuries.
4. The more woman on woman action, the less strength they have left.
5. Sometimes we love it, sometimes we hate it. That is what's so exciting and somewhat addictive.
6. It is just fun seeing a woman getting her ass kicked.
7. It is more interesting than watching two guys pounding each other.
8. We watch see if one girl is going to tear the other girl's clothes off.
9. It makes us think of two women eating the forbidden fruit together.
Having fun yet? Eeew! Dirty mind.
I'm not talking about physical catfights. I'm talking about the mental scratching, slapping and hair pulling; the dirty little not-so-secret of women undercutting and sabotaging other women - and some men sitting back and just loving it a little too much.
Don't believe me?
I challenge you to a catfight. Grrrrr
Sorry, not today. Today, just say "NO" to girl catfights. I'd rather watch two women actually getting along instead of competing for the title of Homecoming Queen.
It's called feminine charm!
Don't mind a good go-for-the-kill fight (for the right reasons), though... ;-)
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